SAN LEANDRO, CA – Whenever Kris (last name withheld for obvious reasons) went for a drive in their gold and black Dodge Challenger Hellcat, they would get harrassed by other drivers. People would often honk, flash their high beams, and in one instance a pedestrian walking a dog actually threw a bag of feces while Kris drove over a crosswalk. They couldn’t understand where all the negativity came from until an honest friend told them the truth: “You are just hideously ugly…”
The hard truth hit Kris like a freight train, but they were determined to fix the situation so the world would possibly respond better to their presence on the streets. A full tint was ordered and installed, ensuring nobody would ever have to lay eyes on the disgusting appearance that was such a responsible participant on the streets between Oakland and Hayward and beyond.
The end result was disappointing however. The harassment on the streets continued unabated, and maybe even got worse as Kris often had to open her windows to gesture at other traffic participants when they got in the way. “Maybe people don’t like my car that much? I’m at a loss. I might just get an Infinity to see if that works out.” they relented.